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my Evil Plan!
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Jul. 25th, 2005 @ 02:56 am
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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